‘Couldn’t give a monkeys!’ Stephen Dixon RIPS into Glastonbury line-up after ‘worst year ever’ of acts announced
GB News presenter Stephen Dixon made no attempt to hide his disdain for the newly announced Glastonbury 2025 line-up this morning as he said he “couldn’t give a monkeys” about this year’s acts.
The festival organisers revealed the full line-up for Glastonbury 2025 earlier today, with American pop star Olivia Rodrigo and British band The 1975 joining previously announced headliner Neil Young on the Pyramid Stage.
Stephen Dixon said: “I’m furious with our director this morning because I said: ‘This is not breaking news.’
“So, therefore, he has gone all out. Breaking news is written everywhere. Because guess what, ladies and gents? The line-up for Glastonbury 2025 has been released. It’s great. Who cares?”
Ellie Costello said: “I think it is great. I really like it.”
Stephen said: “I could not give a monkeys.”
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Ellie said: “The US pop star Olivia Rodrigo.” Stephen asked: “Who?”
Ellie went on: “She’s very good. The British band, The 1975, are going to headline.”
Stephen said again: “Who?”
Scarlett MaGuire pointed out: “Neil Young, who many of us will remember from decades and decades, is 80, and he’s playing.”
Stephen said: “Yeah, well, that’s great, but here’s some more news: Charli XCX is performing. Who is she?”
Ellie responded: “She has won five Brit Awards, Stephen.”
This year’s festival will also feature debut Glastonbury performances by Alanis Morisette, Noah Kahan and Gracie Abrams.
US rap phenomenon Doechii is set to headline the West Holts stage, bringing further diversity to the iconic festival.
The announcement has sparked divided reactions on social media, with some fans expressing disappointment.
“Worst lineup ever,” wrote one disgruntled festival-goer on X, formerly Twitter.
Another added: “Gotta be one of the weakest lineups in many a year.”
However, many others have enthusiastically embraced the diverse array of artists.
“The responses have me shocked, this is an amazing lineup???” one supporter commented.
Another excited fan declared: “This lineup is stacked – BUZZING!”