Jeremy Clarkson, 65, dumbfounded as he welcomes ‘trans pig’ to Diddly Squat in bizarre Clarkson’s Farm scene
Jeremy Clarkson faces an unexpected farming dilemma in the latest series of Clarkson’s Farm after claiming his £5,500 prize breeding bull, Endgame, showed complete disinterest in female cows.
When introduced to seven potential mates on his Oxfordshire farm, the bull heads in the opposite direction, leaving the presenter baffled.
“He’s gone the wrong way. Seven ladies and he’s not even bothered,” Clarkson observed in one of the new episodes set for release on Friday, May 30. “Now they’re chasing him.
“Why are they chasing him? Why did the cow just mount the bull? Do you get gay cows?”
Farm manager Kaleb Cooper confirmed to the former Top Gear presenter that gay farm animals do exist and decided to give him a lesson.
The farming mishaps continued over in the pigpen, where Clarkson’s beloved hog Richard Ham – named after his former Top Gear co-host Richard Hammond – became the centre of attention.
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The presenter discovered one male pig mounting another following what appeared to be flirtatious behaviour involving tail wagging.
Cooper offered his interpretation of the scene and joked: “That little boy there moved its tail to one side thinking it was a girl, so I wonder if it could actually be trans?”
The observation left Clarkson grappling with yet another unexpected aspect of livestock behaviour on Diddly Squat, much too soon after the bull interaction.
The Grand Tour presenter responded to the transgender pig suggestion with characteristic humour, and quipped: “What, we’ve got trans pigs?
“This is like being in a Labour Party Executive committee meeting now.”
The unexpected animal behaviour left Clarkson requiring explanations from his farm manager about LGBTQ livestock concepts he hadn’t previously encountered.
Clarkson was left bewildered as his expensive farming investments failed to perform as expected, with both his costly bull and prized pig displaying behaviour that defied his traditional farming expectations.
The reality of his “trans” pig and bull came after Clarkson was left to manage the farm largely by himself whilst Cooper stepped away to pursue his nationwide talking tour.
The new series introduced viewers to farmland newcomer Harriet Cowan, a 24-year-old full-time farmer and nurse who stepped in to assist Clarkson during Cooper’s absence.
However, when Cooper arrived back on scene, he was less than impressed to see Cowan and her abrupt departure left viewers calling for the stalwart to be “axed” from the series.
Cowan saw the debate kick off online and took to her Instagram account to share an important message this week.
She shared a clip of herself and Cooper failing to grasp a joke by Clarkson in the fourth season about one of his pigs’ names, “Harvey Swinestein”.
The caption read: “Please can everyone remember to be kind. We are all human and your words matter.” (sic)